Friday, January 22, 2010

Current Status.

So. AHEM. Hey, Twenty-Ten? You and I need to sit down and have a CLARIFYING DISCUSSION. With all due respect, Twenty-Ten, you are not currently meeting my expectations. Let's try a bit harder, eh?

Throw me a bone, here, Twenty-Ten.

Pretty please? Let's both try a little harder, k? Pinkie swear?

Monday, January 04, 2010

Oh, Twenty-Ten.

Twenty-Ten and I are still bonding. And we have brought in the new year by doing an extraordinarily irresponsible amount of sleeping and napping.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Let's Be Friends!

Hey, Twenty-Ten! Let's you and me hang out tonight. I mean, your brother, Two-Thousand-Nine was nice and all, (sorta) but, you know, I'm looking for more out of this relationship. I'll paint your toenails if you rub my back. You braid my hair while I start a new blog.